500$ if you want me to eat lunch with you and be ur friend for 3 hours

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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alicezielasko:

New York <3 
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ariella-la:

teasay:

deadly sex accidents
6ksfashion:

Do U like such breakfast?
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blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

winterfellis:

Kenkoito
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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

casyoubitch:

ladies, watch this video its only like 3 minutes long but i feel like a changed person. 

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